"Hello over-educated, childless, unmarried, white women! Did you know the clientele group we've swapped out as a changeling for your children to exploit your maternal instincts would be sad if we lost all of the money we use to brainwash you? Orange Man Bad! Rocket Man Bad!"

"Fellow white women, did you know your pet-race we insist you have instead of actual children would be sad if we lost all of the money we use to brainwash you?"