Slow shamblers are the only real zombie, anything else is a pathetic imitation. The idea is that they are supposed to be legion and can hide anywhere, silently and indefinitely. Overwhelming but individually not that threatening. A crawling inevitable apocalypse that is glacial but present. It creates a looming threat and a greater sense of doom.

Runners are fucking lame shit for the ADHD addled children of today that can't sit down and watch a story that takes longer than 10 seconds between action scenes before they need to hop on tick tock ( this also applies to gamers who need constant action over narrative quality ).

Slow shamblers are the only real zombie, anything else is a pathetic imitation. The idea is that they are supposed to be legion and can hide anywhere, silently and indefinitely. Overwhelming but individually not that threatening. A crawling inevitable apocalypse that is glacial but present. It creates a looming threat and a greater sense of doom.

Runners are fucking lame shit for the ADHD addled children of today that can't sit down and watch a story that takes linger than 10 seconds between action scenes before they need to hop on tick tock ( this also applies to gamers who need constant action over narrative quality ).