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As always I'm actually really glad that they expose themselves like this so early on because it means you can ignore their releases years in advance and you know it's going to be shit, my money is on this happening with the game:

. They will instantly beat any of the female characters that have sex appeal with the ugly stick

. They'll censor all the straight sex or kink and keep rubbing the gay in our faces to a ridiculous degree BG3 style to the point it even makes LGBT people uncomfortable, my money is on them doing a female MC with lesbian romances of some kind and all of them will be ugly as sin

. Female MC character who's fuck ugly yet you're supposed to celebrate it, possibly Ciri

. The story of the game will make zero sense if it's Ciri because of the multiple endings of The Witcher 3 but they'll run with it anyway and shoehorn her into fucking everything despite there being an ending where she becomes empress, SJW writers don't care about lore so they'll ignore everything in the previous games anyway

. If by some miracle they don't shoehorn Ciri in as the the protagonist they will have some shitty customisable witcher protaganist they keep trying to hype up with a gazillion customisation options and the actual game having very little content despite allegedly being in production for several years because they do love pretending how hard game dev is

. As Vivs3rdSock mentioned, yes there will be a lot of self-inserts, they heavily rely on photogrammetry and mocap these days because I believe they are shit at 3D work looking at their workflow because honestly the models they've been coming out with have been embarrassing

. When it doubt, always check the staff photographs of these awful companies

Edit: Oh before I forget, any of the dark or mature themes involving the witcher series generally are going to get nerfed into oblivion in order to appease the leftists because they're literal adult children who can't handle that level of storytelling

38 days ago
2 score
Reason: None provided.

As always I'm actually really glad that they expose themselves like this so early on because it means you can ignore their releases years in advance and you know it's going to be shit, my money is on this happening with the game:

. They will instantly beat any of the female characters that have sex appeal with the ugly stick

. They'll censor all the straight sex or kink and keep rubbing the gay in our faces to a ridiculous degree BG3 style to the point it even makes LGBT people uncomfortable, my money is on them doing a female MC with lesbian romances of some kind and all of them will be ugly as sin

. Female MC character who's fuck ugly yet you're supposed to celebrate it, possibly Ciri

. The story of the game will make zero sense if it's Ciri because of the multiple endings of The Witcher 3 but they'll run with it anyway and shoehorn her into fucking everything despite there being an ending where she becomes empress, SJW writers don't care about lore so they'll ignore everything in the previous games anyway

. If by some miracle they don't shoehorn Ciri in as the the protagonist they will have some shitty customisable witcher protaganist they keep trying to hype up with a gazillion customisation options and the actual game having very little content despite allegedly being in production for several years because they do love pretending how hard game dev is

. As Vivs3rdSock mentioned, yes there will be a lot of self-inserts, they heavily rely on photogrammetry and mocap these days because I believe they are shit at 3D work looking at their workflow because honestly the models they've been coming out with have been embarrassing

. When it doubt, always check the staff photographs of these awful companies

38 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

As always I'm actually really glad that they expose themselves like this so early on because it means you can ignore their releases years in advance and you know it's going to be shit, my money is on this happening with the game:

. They will instantly beat any of the female characters that have sex appeal with the ugly stick

. They'll censor all the straight sex or kinkiness and keep rubbing the gay in our faces to a ridiculous degree BG3 style to the point it even makes LGBT people uncomfortable, my money is on them doing a female MC with lesbian romances of some kind and all of them will be ugly as sin

. Female MC character who's fuck ugly yet you're supposed to celebrate it, possibly Ciri

. The story of the game will make zero sense if it's Ciri because of the multiple endings of The Witcher 3 but they'll run with it anyway and shoehorn her into fucking everything despite there being an ending where she becomes empress, SJW writers don't care about lore so they'll ignore everything in the previous games anyway

. If by some miracle they don't shoehorn Ciri in as the the protagonist they will have some shitty customisable witcher protaganist they keep trying to hype up with a gazillion customisation options and the actual game having very little content despite allegedly being in production for several years because they do love pretending how hard game dev is

. As Vivs3rdSock mentioned, yes there will be a lot of self-inserts, they heavily rely on photogrammetry and mocap these days because I believe they are shit at 3D work looking at their workflow because honestly the models they've been coming out with have been embarrassing

. When it doubt, always check the staff photographs of these awful companies

38 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

As always I'm actually really glad that they expose themselves like this so early on because it means you can ignore their releases years in advance and you know it's going to be shit, my money is on this happening with the game:

. They will instantly beat any of the female characters that have sex appeal with the ugly stick

. They'll censor all the straight sex and keep rubbing the gay in our faces to a ridiculous degree BG3 style to the point it even makes LGBT people uncomfortable, my money is on them doing a female MC with lesbian romances of some kind and all of them will be ugly as sin

. Female MC character who's fuck ugly yet you're supposed to celebrate it, possibly Ciri

. The story of the game will make zero sense if it's Ciri because of the multiple endings of The Witcher 3 but they'll run with it anyway and shoehorn her into fucking everything despite there being an ending where she becomes empress, SJW writers don't care about lore so they'll ignore everything in the previous games anyway

. If by some miracle they don't shoehorn Ciri in as the the protagonist they will have some shitty customisable witcher protaganist they keep trying to hype up with a gazillion customisation options and the actual game having very little content despite allegedly being in production for several years because they do love pretending how hard game dev is

. As Vivs3rdSock mentioned, yes there will be a lot of self-inserts, they heavily rely on photogrammetry and mocap these days because I believe they are shit at 3D work looking at their workflow because honestly the models they've been coming out with have been embarrassing

. When it doubt, always check the staff photographs of these awful companies

38 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

As always I'm actually really glad that they expose themselves like this so early on because it means you can ignore their releases years in advance and you know it's going to be shit, my money is on this happening with the game:

. They will instantly beat any of the female characters that have sex appeal with the ugly stick

. They'll censor all the straight sex and keep rubbing the gay in our faces to a ridiculous degree BG3 style to the point it even makes LGBT people uncomfortable, my money is on them doing a female MC with lesbian romances of some kind and all of them will be ugly as sin

. Female MC character who's fuck ugly yet you're supposed to celebrate it, possibly Ciri

. The story of the game will make zero sense if it's Ciri because of the multiple endings of The Witcher 3 but they'll run with it anyway and shoehorn her into fucking everything despite there being an ending where she becomes empress, SJW writers don't care about lore so they'll ignore everything in the previous games anyway

. If by some miracle they don't shoehorn Ciri in as the the protagonist they will have some shitty customisable witcher protaganist they keep trying to hype up with a gazillion customisation options and the actual game having very little content despite allegedly being in production for several years because they do love pretending how hard game dev is

. As Vivs3rdSock mentioned, yes there will be a lot of self-inserts, they heavily rely on photogrammetry and mocap these days because I believe they are shit at 3D work looking at their workflow because honestly the models they've been coming out with have been embarrassing

. When it doubt, always check the staff photographs of these awful companies

Oh goody, I do get happy about this because it means I won't falsely get my hopes up about any of it.

38 days ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

As always I'm actually really glad that they expose themselves like this so early on because it means you can ignore their releases years in advance and you know it's going to be shit, my money is on this happening with the game:

. They will instantly beat any of the female characters that have sex appeal with the ugly stick

. They'll censor all the straight sex and keep rubbing the gay in our faces to a ridiculous degree BG3 style to the point it even makes LGBT people uncomfortable, my money is on them doing a female MC with lesbian romances of some kind and all of them will be ugly as sin

. Female MC character who's fuck ugly yet you're supposed to celebrate it, possibly Ciri

. The story of the game will make zero sense if it's Ciri because of the multiple endings of The Witcher 3 but they'll run with it anyway and shoehorn her into fucking everything despite there being an ending where she becomes empress, SJW writers don't care about lore so they'll ignore everything in the previous games anyway

. If by some miracle they don't shoehorn Ciri in as the the protagonist they will have some shitty customisable witcher protaganist they keep trying to hype up with a gazillion customisation options and the actual game having very little content despite allegedly being in production for several years because they do love pretending how hard game dev is

. As Vivs3rdSock mentioned, yes there will be a lot of self-inserts, they heavily rely on photogrammetry and mocap these days because I believe they are shit at 3D work looking at their workflow because honestly the models they've been coming out with have been embarrassing

. When it doubt, always check the staff photographs of these awful companies

Oh goody, I do actually get happy about this because it means I won't falsely get my hopes up about any of it.

38 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

As always I'm actually really glad that they expose themselves like this so early on because it means you can ignore their releases years in advance and you know it's going to be shit, my money is on this happening with the game:

. They will instantly beat any of the female characters that have sex appeal with the ugly stick

. They'll censor all the straight sex and keep rubbing the gay in our faces to a ridiculous degree BG3 style to the point it even makes LGBT people uncomfortable, my money is on them doing a female MC with lesbian romances of some kind and all of them will be ugly as sin

. Female MC character who's fuck ugly yet you're supposed to celebrate it, possibly Ciri

. The story of the game will make zero sense if it's Ciri because of the multiple endings of The Witcher 3 but they'll run with it anyway and shoehorn her into fucking everything despite there being an ending where she becomes empress, SJW writers don't care about lore so they'll ignore everything in the previous games anyway

. If by some miracle they don't shoehorn Ciri in as the the protagonist they will have some shitty customisable witcher protaganist they keep trying to hype up with a gazillion customisation options and the actual game having very little content despite allegedly being in production for several years because they do love pretending how hard game dev is

. As Vivs3rdSock mentioned, yes there will be a lot of self-inserts, they heavily rely on photogrammetry and mocap these days because I believe they are shit at 3D work looking at their workflow because honestly the models they've been coming out with have been embarrassing

. When it doubt, always check the staff photographs of these awful companies

Oh goody, I do actually get happy about this because it means I won't falsely get my hopes up about any of it.

38 days ago
1 score