President Camacho is unironically a good choice for a political leader, right now, in this timeline.
He cares so much about his people, he actually identified one of the most serious problems they had, and found the smartest person on Earth to fix it, even when all of his own staff were condemning him. And after he was labeled a criminal by a corrupt justice system, and it would have looked bad in the press.
President Camacho did better under drought than President Trump did under Covid.
... and I'm voting for Trump.
Biden would have exacerbated the drought for years and killed even more people. Then he would have imprisoned anyone speaking out against Brawndo.
President Camacho is literally himself. He's not a wrestler playing a face. He actually is the face, and a man with that level of integrity puts to shame any leader we currently have. Imagine if Hulk Hogan, not Terry Bollea playing Hulk Hogan, but actual mother fucking The Immortal: Hulk Hogan was president of the US. We'd be better off, and we'd have the greatest speeches ever:
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' MEAN GEAN! I HEARD THAT THE BIG BOSS MAN OF NORTH KOREA, KIM JONG IL, THINKS HE'S GONNA PRESS A BIG RED BUTTON AND TAKE ME OUT! HE MAY HAVE ALL THE MISSLES IN THE WORLD AND A BIG RED BUTTON TO LAUNCH THEM, BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE WHAT I HAVE. I HAVE A BIGGER BUTTON. I HAVE A REDDER BUTTON. I HAVE A BIGGER, REDDER, MORE AMERICAN BUTTON WITH ALL MY HULKAMANIACS BEHIND ME!!! SO THIS SATURDAY NIGHT, I'M GONNA ASK HIM A QUESTION... ... WHATCHA GONNA DO? WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER? WHAT IS THE SICKEST MAN IN THE WORLD, KIM JON ILL GONNA DO WHEN I PRESS THAT BIGGER, REDDER, BUTTON AND 20 MILLION HULKAMANIACS RUN WILD ON THE YALU.
President Camacho is unironically a good choice for a political leader, right now, in this timeline.
He cares so much about his people, he actually identified one of the most serious problems they had, and found the smartest person on Earth to fix it, even when all of his own staff were condemning him. And after he was labeled a criminal by a corrupt justice system, and it would have looked bad in the press.
President Camacho did better under drought than President Trump did under Covid.
... and I'm voting for Trump.
Biden would have exacerbated the drought for years and killed even more people. Then he would have imprisoned anyone speaking out against Brawndo.
President Camacho is unironically a good choice for a political leader, right now, in this timeline.
He cares so much about his people, he actually identified one of the most serious problems they had, and found the smartest person on Earth to fix it, even when all of his own staff were condemning him. And after he was labeled a criminal by a corrupt justice system, and it would have looked bad in the press.
President Camacho did better under drought than President Trump did under Covid.
... and I'm voting for Trump.