"Butker—who spends four months out of the year at a job that entails kicking an oval ball through raised uprights to the cheers of beer-soaked masses—"

Someone got picked on during gym class.

That same someone is still sad about being put in his place by his betters in high school

Oh, he'll say "I'm a successful journalist admired by my peers." but the jock that picked on him doesn't give him a second thought. Cohen has thought about him every other day since then.

"Butker—who spends four months out of the year at a job that entails kicking an oval ball through raised uprights to the cheers of beer-soaked masses—"

Someone got picked on during gym class.

That same someone is still sad about being put in his place by his betters in high school