The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro." Yet people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet.

Forget ESG — Disney, Google, et al. already have your money. And you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," or whatever investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro" and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet.

Forget ESG, Disney and Google already have your money. And you'll keep feeding them your retirement, because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," or whatever investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet.

Forget ESG, Disney and Google already have your money. And you'll keep feeding them your retirement, because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," or whatever investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet.

Forget ESG, Disney and Google already have your money, and you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," and whatever investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet.

Forget ESG, Disney and Google already have your money, and you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," and whatever other investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet. Forget ESG, Disney and Google already have your money without lifting a finger, and you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," and whatever other investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet. Forget ESG, Disney and Google already has your money without lifting a finger, and you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," and whatever other investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet. Forget ESG, Disney already has your money without lifting a finger, and you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "diversification," "muh inflation," "time in the market beats timing the market," and whatever other investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet. Forget ESG, Disney already has your money without lifting a finger, and you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "diversification," "time in the market beats timing the market," and whatever other investing pablum you can think of.

The boilerplate investing advice is "just buy the S&P 500, bro", and people wonder why companies aren't going bankrupt from woke shit yet. Forget ESG, Disney already has your money without lifting a finger, and you'll keep feeding them your retirement because "time in the market beats timing the market" and whatever investing pablum you can think of.