Constantly imply the game is early access. Make the build number 0.80something on the title screen. Include a build select somewhere in the options, with a parody '0.91.01a beta branch', which if selected changes the style of combat to something totally different and shitty, with only the "Female Presenting Non-Binary" player character as selectable, sweet-babified tumblr char portraits etc. Doesn't have to be more than a joke, have it fake crash early on with a dev note about bug reports and V1.0 releasing soon (dev note dated 2018).

Constantly imply the game is early access. Make the build number 0.80something on the title screen. Include a build select somewhere in the options, with a parody '0.91.01a beta branch', which if selected changes the style of combat to something totally different and shit, with only the "Female Presenting Non-Binary" player character as selectable, sweet-babified tumblr char portraits etc. Doesn't have to be more than a joke, have it fake crash early on with a dev note about bug reports and V1.0 releasing soon (dev note dated 2018).