Also this:

"I recently learned face to face that my ex wife still hates me. I love it when a plan comes together."

-"Don't get married. Find someone who hates you and buy her a house."

The best part of the internet is in the comments/

Also this:

"I recently learned face to face that my ex wife still hates me. I love it when a plan comes together."

-"Don't get married. Find someone who hates you and buy her a house."

The best of the internet is in the comments/