"Donald Trump's op ed" = "Staffer cleans up & transcribes Trump shitting on Biden for 45 minutes because he decided he didn't want to have a 'Truth Thread' because 'Those threads are gay and horrible.' "

Under the Trump administration, we had the most secure border in U.S. history.

You goofy fuck, you switched to 3rd person already.

Every step of the way, we fought obstructionist left-wing judges and radical Democrat activists who tried to stop us — and we won.

A staffer absolutely added that hyphen. I doubt Trump knows where it is on the keyboard.

To achieve this goal, I will make clear to every department and to state and local governments that we must use all resources and authorities available. We will shift massive portions of federal law enforcement to immigration enforcement — including parts of the DEA, ATF, FBI, and DHS.

My guess is that this would be an easy way of identifying subterfuge within these agencies, which would make it easier to fire people for dereliction of duty. I'd still prefer yeeting anywhere between 2-4 of those.

We do not have time for on-the-job training.

Someone told him to put this line in there. It really stands out, and doesn't quite make a lot of sense. This is, like, something a PolySci grad would tell to someone running for mayor.

I guess it works a bit by saying: Look at Biden, he's a fucking rookie.

I like the whole "mass deportations" plan though.

"Donald Trump's op ed" = "Staffer cleans up & transcribes Trump shitting on Biden for 45 minutes because he decided he didn't want to have a 'Truth Thread' because 'Those threads are gay and horrible.' "