The Chinese use bubble-wrap to vacuum-seal autism-inducing chemicals. You give it to your kid to play with, and hey presto! autismo!

Or, maybe it's something completely different in those air pockets.

Or, maybe it's not the Chinese. Could be the jews, idunno.

Anyway, it feels good to finally get this crazy idea off my chest. Don't let your kids play with that shit and Happy New Year.

The Chinese use bubble-wrap to vacuum-seal autism-inducing chemicals. You give it to your kid to play with, and hey presto! autismo!

Or, maybe it's something completely different in those air pockets.

Or, maybe it's not the Chinese. Could be the jews, idunno.

Anyway, it feels good to finally get this off my chest. Don't let your kids play with that shit and Happy New Year.

The Chinese use bubble-wrap to vacuum-seal autism-inducing chemicals. You give it to your kid to play with, and hey presto! autismo!

Or, maybe it's something completely different in those air pockets.

Or, maybe it's not the Chinese. Could be the jews, idunno.

Anyway, it feels good to finally get this shit off my chest. Don't let your kids play with that shit and Happy New Year.