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Enjoy it while you can, because I guarantee you, this quality will not last. Seriously, let's ignore the fact that this is fucking Netflix we're talking about, that we're up to our eyeballs in woke culture, and that Oda has been watching this project like a hawk. How many long-running TV series actually ended on a strong note? How many retained good quality from beginning to end without getting canceled? Because even before our culture went to hell, the odds were stacked against TV serials, and now that we've decayed so much, it's not a matter of if the series will rot into Current Year fuckery, it's when.

Hell, it's retarded to make a live-action adaptation to a story that's not even finished yet. They tried that with Game of Thrones and look at how well that went.

People were convinced the first season of The Witcher was good too. People were convinced that it was faithful to the spirit of the series. These same people, of course, never experienced the franchise outside of the third game, and were honestly satisfied just seeing Henry Cavill grunt like a caveman and swing his sword around in his cheap Geralt cosplay in one scene while the chick who played Yennefer flashed her tits in another. Only book readers smelled the rat immediately, and their complaints were summarily dismissed everywhere. But then the second season rolled out and it became abundantly clear to everyone that whatever quality was present in the first season was a bait-and-switch. I predict the same thing with Shitflix's One Piece. And because I have no horse in this particular race, I'm just gonna laugh at them when they feel the knife twisting in their back.

1 year ago
14 score
Reason: None provided.

Enjoy it while you can, because I guarantee you, this quality will not last. Seriously, let's ignore the fact that this is fucking Netflix we're talking about, that we're up to our eyeballs in woke culture, and that Oda has been watching this project like a hawk. How many long-running TV series actually ended on a strong note? How many retained good quality from beginning to end without getting canceled? Because even before our culture went to hell, the odds were stacked against TV serials, and now that we've decayed so much, it's not a matter of if the series will rot into Current Year fuckery, it's when.

Hell, it's retarded to make a live-action adaptation to a story that's not even finished yet. They tried that with Game of Thrones and look at how well that went.

People were convinced the first season of The Witcher was good too. People were convinced that it was faithful to the spirit of the series. These same people, of course, never experienced the franchise outside of the third game, and were honestly satisfied just seeing Henry Cavill grunt like a caveman in his cheap and swing his sword around in his cheap Geralt cosplay in one scene while the chick who played Yennefer flashed her tits in another. Only book readers smelled the rat immediately, and their complaints were summarily dismissed everywhere. But then the second season rolled out and it became abundantly clear to everyone that whatever quality was present in the first season was a bait-and-switch. I predict the same thing with Shitflix's One Piece. And because I have no horse in this particular race, I'm just gonna laugh at them when they feel the knife twisting in their back.

1 year ago
2 score
Reason: Original

Enjoy it while you can, because I guarantee you, this quality will not last. Seriously, let's ignore the fact that this is fucking Netflix we're talking about, that we're up to our eyeballs in woke culture, and that Oda has been watching this project like a hawk. How many long-running TV series actually ended on a strong note? How many retained good quality from beginning to end without getting canceled? Because even before our culture went to hell, the odds were stacked against them, and now that we've decayed so much, it's not a matter of if the series will rot into Current Year fuckery, it's when.

Hell, it's retarded to make a live-action adaptation to a story that's not even finished yet. They tried that with Game of Thrones and look at how well that went.

People were convinced the first season of The Witcher was good too. People were convinced that it was faithful to the spirit of the series. These same people, of course, never experienced the franchise outside of the third game, and were honestly satisfied just seeing Henry Cavill grunt like a caveman in his cheap and swing his sword around in his cheap Geralt cosplay in one scene while the chick who played Yennefer flashed her tits in another. Only book readers smelled the rat immediately, and their complaints were summarily dismissed everywhere. But then the second season rolled out and it became abundantly clear to everyone that whatever quality was present in the first season was a bait-and-switch. I predict the same thing with Shitflix's One Piece. And because I have no horse in this particular race, I'm just gonna laugh at them when they feel the knife twisting in their back.

1 year ago
1 score