No, we don’t bathe because our hair needs to be washed, or our legs need to be shaved. If soap was scent less, why, we’d be extraordinarily hairy pus cunts with crusty thongs and matty, greasy mats atop our heads! Thank heaven for lavender or the species would go extinct!

No, we don’t bathe because our hair needs to be washed, or our legs need to be shaved. If soap was scent less, why, we’d be extraordinarily hairy pus cunts with crusty thongs and greasy mats atop our heads! Thank heaven for lavender or the species would go extinct!