Are you giving me a lecture on finance? I think I know what I'm talking about better than you do.

You know...because it's my degree and all? I wrote a dissertation on Modern Portfolio Theory and the Efficient Market Hypothesis. (No, I didn't let it get published, so don't try to find it)

I'm telling you, women always win from a recession because their allies in government always make sure to prop up them and the families first while single men just have to deal with the situation.

Are you giving me a lecture on finance? I think I know what I'm talking about better than you do.

You know...because it's my degree and all? I wrote a dissertation on Modern Portfolio Theory and the Efficient Market Hypothesis.

I'm telling you, women always win from a recession because their allies in government always make sure to prop up them and the families first while single men just have to deal with the situation.