"Oh yeah? Well! What if we ban degeneracy?"

"Okay."

"Wait! No! I mean, what your fetishes?!!"

"I love my wife."

"Ew. Gross. Loving your wife is a fetish now..."

"YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD."

"wat"

"I'm an Aromantic Demisexual, which means I can only have sex with people I have romantic relationships with, and I can only form exclusive relationships with those people. That means I can only enjoy my wife, which means my fetish is also my sexual minority status and you are discriminating against my sexual minority status."

"SON OF A BITCH"

Editors note: write that shit down. Aromantic Demisexual is what that means, so you should 100% use that as a weapon to classify yourself as a normal person and as a sexual minority status during any interactions with DIE. Simply put: it means: "non-slut only tolerating committed relationships" but in the language of retards.

"Oh yeah? Well! What if we ban degeneracy?"

"Okay."

"Wait! No! I mean, what your fetishes?!!"

"I love my wife."

"Ew. Gross. Loving your wife is a fetish now..."

"YOU'VE JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD."

"wat"

"I'm an Aromantic Demisexual, which means I can only have sex with people I have romantic relationships with, and I can only form exclusive relationships with those people. That means I can only enjoy my wife, which means my fetish is also my sexual minority status and you are discriminating against my sexual minority status."

"SON OF A BITCH"

Editors note: write that shit down. Aromantic Demisexual is what that means, so you should 100% use that as a weapon to classify yourself as a normal person and as a sexual minority status during any interactions with DIE.