The lady who used to live next door to me. Same landlord as I, it's a duplex. She was (actually, for real) retarded. She also had a child. Her brother's friend was the father. He, the brother, and her cousin came over and trashed the place a couple times when she was staying with distant relatives, revenge for on-going custody disputes. All her close family is made up of chronically homeless crackheads, and somehow despite being actually retarded, she's the only one trying to make something better of her life. Cops finally got their hands on them the third time they showed up. Had the moratorium not been in effect, she'd have been evicted the first time it happened.

My landlord is a complete fucking retard (in the spiritual sense) so I really don't give a shit if he gets fucked. He's massively mismanaged the place next door. Hasn't managed to hold on to any half-decent tenant for a decade because as soon as he gets one, he tries to fleece them. That's how he ended up with retard lady in the first place. His choices were basically her and assorted ghetto trash, because people who made their own money found better places, so all he had left were the government rent-assisted people. Basically, I was paying part of my neighbor's rent with my taxes.

Had to redo the lease this year. One of the new parts was that all the major lightbulbs would be replaced with these long-lasting LEDs, by him, and each one that's missing when I leave is $25. That's also about how many sockets are in this house. Not only are the fucking lightbulbs hardly his concern, he put it off for months then tried to act like he already installed them. He's such a prick that he's willing to try to scam me for ~$400 two years down the road. Motherfucker if you need $400 that bad, take a handful of shifts at a fucking McDonalds and just spend them on the toilet. Nobody's gonna know.

Stealing from the taxpayers is a problem. Fucking the landlords is not. That money probably went to the big land-holding companies, but landlords selling to them is half the reason they exist anyways. Rent-seekers can make their case to me when I'm allowed back into the house I spent most of my life in, assuming the bitch didn't dig up my cat's grave to lay down pavers for whatever new-money grass-allergic SF locusts we were evicted for.

The lady who used to live next door to me. Same landlord as I, it's a duplex. She was (actually, for real) retarded. She also had a child. Her brother's friend was the father. He, the brother, and her cousin came over and trashed the place a couple times when she was staying with distant relatives, revenge for on-going custody disputes. All her close family is made up of chronically homeless crackheads, and somehow despite being actually retarded, she's the only one trying to make something better of her life. Cops finally got their hands on them the third time they showed up. Had the moratorium not been in effect, she'd have been evicted the first time it happened.

My landlord is a complete fucking retard (in the spiritual sense) so I really don't give a shit if he gets fucked. He's massively mismanaged the place next door. Hasn't managed to hold on to any half-decent tenant for a decade because as soon as he gets one, he tries to fleece them. That's how he ended up with retard lady in the first place. His choices were basically her and assorted ghetto trash, because people who made their own money found better places, so all he had left were the government rent-assisted people. Basically, I was paying part of my neighbor's rent with my taxes.

Had to redo the lease this year. One of the new parts was that all the major lightbulbs would be replaced with these long-lasting LEDs, by him, and each one that's missing when I leave is $25. That's also about how many sockets are in this house. Not only are the fucking lightbulbs hardly his concern, he put it off for months then tried to act like he already installed them. He's such a prick that he's willing to try to scam me for ~$400 two years down the road. Motherfucker if you need $400 that bad, take a handful of shifts at a fucking McDonalds and just spend it on the toilet. Nobody's gonna know.

Stealing from the taxpayers is a problem. Fucking the landlords is not. That money probably went to the big land-holding companies, but landlords selling to them is half the reason they exist anyways. Rent-seekers can make their case to me when I'm allowed back into the house I spent most of my life in, assuming the bitch didn't dig up my cat's grave to lay down pavers for whatever new-money grass-allergic SF locusts we were evicted for.

The lady who used to live next door to me. Same landlord as I, it's a duplex. She was (actually, for real) retarded. She also had a child. Her brother's friend was the father. He, the brother, and her cousin came over and trashed the place a couple times when she was staying with distant relatives, revenge for on-going custody disputes. All her close family is made up of chronically homeless crackheads, and somehow despite being actually retarded, she's the only one trying to make something better of her life. Cops finally got their hands on them the third time they showed up. Had the moratorium not been in effect, she'd have been evicted the first time it happened.

My landlord is a complete fucking retard (in the spiritual sense) so I really don't give a shit if he gets fucked. He's massively mismanaged the place next door. Hasn't managed to hold on to any half-decent tenant for a decade because as soon as he gets one, he tries to fleece them. That's how he ended up with retard lady in the first place. His choices were basically her and assorted ghetto trash.

Had to redo the lease this year. One of the new parts was that all the major lightbulbs would be replaced with these long-lasting LEDs, by him, and each one that's missing when I leave is $25. That's also about how many sockets are in this house. Not only are the fucking lightbulbs hardly his concern, he put it off for months then tried to act like he already installed them. He's such a prick that he's willing to try to scam me for ~$400 two years down the road. Motherfucker if you need $400 that bad, take a handful of shifts at a fucking McDonalds and just spend it on the toilet. Nobody's gonna know.

Stealing from the taxpayers is a problem. Fucking the landlords is not. That money probably went to the big land-holding companies, but landlords selling to them is half the reason they exist anyways. Rent-seekers can make their case to me when I'm allowed back into the house I spent most of my life in, assuming the bitch didn't dig up my cat's grave to lay down pavers for whatever new-money grass-allergic SF locusts we were evicted for.

The lady who used to live next door to me. Same landlord as I, it's a duplex. She was (actually, for real) retarded. She also had a child. Her brother's friend was the father. He, the brother, and her cousin came over and trashed the place a couple times when she was staying with distant relatives. All her close family is made up of chronically homeless crackheads, and somehow despite being actually retarded, she's the only one trying to make something better of her life. Cops finally got their hands on them the third time they showed up. Had the moratorium not been in effect, she'd have been evicted the first time it happened.

My landlord is a complete fucking retard (in the spiritual sense) so I really don't give a shit if he gets fucked. He's massively mismanaged the place next door. Hasn't managed to hold on to any half-decent tenant for a decade because as soon as he gets one, he tries to fleece them. That's how he ended up with retard lady in the first place. His choices were basically her and assorted ghetto trash.

Had to redo the lease this year. One of the new parts was that all the major lightbulbs would be replaced with these long-lasting LEDs, by him, and each one that's missing when I leave is $25. That's also about how many sockets are in this house. Not only are the fucking lightbulbs hardly his concern, he put it off for months then tried to act like he already installed them. He's such a prick that he's willing to try to scam me for ~$400 two years down the road. Motherfucker if you need $400 that bad, take a handful of shifts at a fucking McDonalds and just spend it on the toilet. Nobody's gonna know.

Stealing from the taxpayers is a problem. Fucking the landlords is not. That money probably went to the big land-holding companies, but landlords selling to them is half the reason they exist anyways. Rent-seekers can make their case to me when I'm allowed back into the house I spent most of my life in, assuming the bitch didn't dig up my cat's grave to lay down pavers for whatever new-money grass-allergic SF locusts we were evicted for.