Boss walks by my cubicle: "Hey Ligma, that report I asked you for is almost done right?"
Me, trying to remember what the fuck he's talking about but deathly afraid to displease The Elon: "Uh, yes sir. Should have it ready for you by the end of business today!"
Elon: "Good man! I knew it was the right choice to hire you back on."
Elon goes home and tweets to the world that a report will be published at 5pm.
Boss walks by my cubicle: "Hey Ligma, that report I asked you for is almost done right?"
Me, trying to remember what the fuck he's talking about but deathly afraid to displease The Elon: "Uh, yes sir. Should have it ready for you by end of business day!"
Elon: "Good man! I knew it was the right choice to hire you back on."
Elon goes home and tweets to the world that a report will be published at 5pm.
Boss Elon walking by my cubicle: "Hey Ligma, that report I asked you for is almost done right?"
Me, trying to remember what the fuck he's talking about but deathly afraid to displease The Elon: "Uh, yes sir. Should have it ready for you by end of business day!"
Boss Elon: "Good man! I knew it was the right choice to hire you back on."
Boss Elon goes home and tweets to the world that a report will be published at 5pm.
Boss Elon walking by my cubicle: "Hey Ligma, that report I asked you for is almost done right?"
Me, trying to remember what the fuck he's talking about but deathly afraid to displease The Elon: "Uh, yes sir. Should have it ready for you by end of business day!"
Boss Elon: "Good man! I knew it was the right choice to hire you back on."
Boss Elon goes home and tweets to the world it will be published at 5pm.