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Reason: *Black cape

There was actually a old time right wing politician here who ran a death squad, and he wore a black cape to hide his MP40 (which he always had with him).

Very stylish dude. Look him up: Tenório Cavalcanti.

Rumor has it that another politician (who was eventually murdered) gave him the MP40 as a gift. He told Tenório that it had belonged to a SS sergeant and was brought back from Italy by Brazilian soldiers coming home from WW2.

Tenório used to brag that his Lurdinha (Brazilian privates used to call the MP40 Lurdinha, a girls name) had already a commie killing past, and that he was just keeping it going.

He also pulled that thing out in Congress amd pointed it at another congressman who promptly pissed himself.

2 years ago
1 score
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There was actually a old time right wing politician here who ran a death squad, and he wore a black to hide his MP40 (which he always had with him).

Very stylish dude. Look him up: Tenório Cavalcanti.

Rumor has it that another politician (who was eventually murdered) gave him the MP40 as a gift. He told Tenório that it had belonged to a SS sergeant and was brought back from Italy by Brazilian soldiers coming home from WW2.

Tenório used to brag that his Lurdinha (Brazilian privates used to call the MP40 Lurdinha, a girls name) had already a commie killing past, and that he was just keeping it going.

He also pulled that thing out in Congress amd pointed it at another congressman who promptly pissed himself.

2 years ago
1 score