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Browning Presents: "Real American Heroes"

🎼REAL AMERICAN HEROES🎵

Today, we salute you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner

🎵MR. SHOTGUN-WIELDING-STORE-OWNER!🎶

Only you can legitimately trigger Leftists by literally triggering the violent criminal proxies they enable.

🎵DOUBLE-ACTION TRIGGER!🎶

With your expertise, each wannabe gang-banger and up-and-coming rap god, will rethink his life choices when you turn his biceps into "Mom's Spaghetti"

🎵OW! MY ARM!🎵

We know that with the loyalty of a Roof Korean, the intolerance of a Cobra, the vengeance of a Death Wish, and the aim of a Ritten House, you improve the community one idiot at a time.

🎶COMMUNITY POLICING!🎵

So here's to you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner. Thank you, come again.

🎶MR. SHOTGUN-WIELDING-STORE-OWNER!!!🎶

🥁🥁🥁

Browning Presents: "Real American Heroes"

🎼REAL AMERICAN HEROES🎵

Today, we salute you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner

🎵MR. SHOTGUN-WIELDING-STORE-OWNER!🎶

Only you can legitimately trigger Leftists by literally triggering the violent criminal proxies they enable.

🎵DOUBLE-ACTION TRIGGER!🎶

With your expertise, each wannabe gang-banger and up-and-coming rap god, will rethink his life choices when you turn his biceps into "Mom's Spaghetti"

🎵OW! MY ARM!🎵

We know that with the loyalty of a Roof Korean, and the aim of a Ritten House, you improve the community one idiot at a time.

🎶COMMUNITY POLICING!🎵

So here's to you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner. Thank you, come again.

🎶MR. SHOTGUN-WIELDING-STORE-OWNER!!!🎶