I guess Roscoe would be a gay paki, then. Ick. Well, as long as it's upstaged by that "police dog" the original had (double the fun if the paki is being upstaged by the dog actor's toy stand-in) .... Oh, wait, I forgot, the paki would be fucking the toy dog and then cutting its head off.

At least, I hope that's the toy stand-in ...

I guess Roscoe would be a gay paki, then. Ick. Well, as long as it's upstaged by that "police dog" the original had (double the fun if the paki is being upstaged by the dog actor's toy stand-in) ....