Oh god, this isn't satire.

This is beyond fucking retarded. So, they're 'vaccinating' animals to 'protect' them despite the fact you can't get close to them... but they also enforce the stupid fucking masks and require a 'vaccine passport'. I honestly believe this is because they have millions of vials sitting on the shelves getting closer and closer to their expiration date. They would rather pump that shit into fucking zoo animals than just throw it out.

Oh god, this isn't satire.