"Don't eat butter, eat this hydrogenized oil margarine instead". "Woops, we actually shortened people's life expectancy with that advice, tee-hee, science just evolves ya know? You better be obeying us now, though. We might kill people again by coercing them to do harmful things, but it's virtuous when we do it. How about double-masking and more lockdowns?

What do you mean, children have their intellectual, social and verbal development fucked-up when they can't see people's face? Sounds anti-science! Using lies to scare parents into injecting their kids with mRNA gene therapy that dosen't protect them against a cold is superscientific, guize!"

"Don't eat butter, eat this hydrogenized oil margarine instead". "Woops, we actually shortened people's life expectancy with that advice, tee-hee, science just evolves ya know? You better be obeying us now, though. We might kill people again by coercing them to do harmful things, but it's virtuous when we do it. How about double-masking and more lockdowns?

What do you mean, children have their intellectual, social and verbal development fucked-up when they can't see people's face? Sounds anti-science!"