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Considering women do most of the spending, that's a bald faced lie. "The Capitalist System" pollutes primarily on behalf of women.

Imagine if everything could only be purchased by men.

Server: "Welcome to Burger Store 506."

Man: "Yes I'd like big burger with 'the usual', a kid's burger meal, and a normal 'woman's burger option' with Cola #3"

Server: "Would you like me to ask your lady what variant she prefers?"

Man: "Yeah, I can't remember all that shit. Go ahead and start the rest of the order now."

Server: "Ma'am, what would you like? Our current popular Woman's Burger variants are WB-37, WB-2489, and WB-674."

Woman: "Oh, I'm not sure, what do you have?"

Server: "Well the burger varieties come in honey bun, pretzel bun, regular bun, sesame seed bun, red lettuce, green lettuce, salty pickles, sweet pickles, straight cut pickles, crinkle pickles, american cheese, provolone cheese, swiss cheese, tomatoes, tomillos, ..."

Woman: "I don't think I'm sure."

Man: "We normally just get Variety WB-105 when she's being indecisive"

Woman: "Does that come with the honey buns?"

Man: "WB-106."

Woman: " ... well, wait. What if I want a man's burger? "

Server: "That's highly irregular, but I can do that."

Woman: "What does it come with?"

Server: "... meat?"

Woman: "Okay, but what else?"

Server: "... bread?"

Woman: "No, really!"

Server: "Honestly ma'am, we have no idea."

Woman: "Wait... how do you know it's right?"

Server: "It looks like a burger."

Woman: "But what if it's not what I want?"

Server: "Well, no man has ever complained, so I would recommend the Women's Burger."

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Considering women do most of the spending, that's a bald faced lie. "The Capitalist System" pollutes primarily on behalf of women.

Imagine if everything could only be purchased by men.

Server: "Welcome to Burger Store 506."

Man: "Yes I'd like big burger with 'the usual', a kid's meal, and a normal 'woman's burger option' with Cola #3"

Server: "Would you like me to ask your lady what variant she prefers?"

Man: "Yeah, I can't remember all that shit. Go ahead and start the rest of the order now."

Server: "Ma'am, what would you like? Our current popular Woman's Burger variants are WB-37, WB-2489, and WB-674."

Woman: "Oh, I'm not sure, what do you have?"

Server: "Well the burger varieties come in honey bun, pretzel bun, regular bun, sesame seed bun, red lettuce, green lettuce, salty pickles, sweet pickles, straight cut pickles, crinkle pickles, american cheese, provolone cheese, swiss cheese, tomatoes, tomillos, ..."

Woman: "I don't think I'm sure."

Man: "We normally just get Variety WB-105 when she's being indecisive"

Woman: "Does that come with the honey buns?"

Man: "WB-106."

Woman: " ... well, wait. What if I want a man's burger? "

Server: "That's highly irregular, but I can do that."

Woman: "What does it come with?"

Server: "... meat?"

Woman: "Okay, but what else?"

Server: "... bread?"

Woman: "No, really!"

Server: "Honestly ma'am, we have no idea."

Woman: "Wait... how do you know it's right?"

Server: "It looks like a burger."

Woman: "But what if it's not what I want?"

Server: "Well, no man has ever complained, so I would recommend the Women's Burger."

2 years ago
1 score