At 4 years old I wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle....my parents should have listened to me, damn it! I could have been a Trans-Turtle with some surgery! WHY!? WHY DID MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO LIVE IN THIS HUMAN BODY! I SWEAR I'M A TURTLE AT HEART!
I COULD HAVE BEEN A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE FIGHTING CRIME WITH MY NINJA STARS BUT NO! I HAD TO BE A FLESH BAG HUMAN!
TRANS-TURTLES LIVES MATTER DAMN IT!
....seriously though, my lame attempt at humor aside, with every passing day I am more and more convinced humans are getting stupider.
At 4 years old I wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle....my parents should have listened to me, damn it! I could have been a Trans-Turtle with some surgery! WHY!? WHY DID MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO LIVE IN THIS HUMAN BODY! I SWEAR I'M A TURTLE AT HEART!
I COULD HAVE BEEN A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE FIGHTING CRIME WITH MY NINJA STARS BUT NO! I HAD TO BE A FLESH BAG HUMAN! TRANS-TURTLES LIVES MATTER DAMN IT!
....seriously though, my lame attempt at humor aside, with every passing day I am more and more convinced humans are getting stupider.
At 4 years old I wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle....my parents should have listened to me, damn it! I could have been a Trans-Turtle with some surgery! WHY!? WHY DID MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO LIVE IN THIS HUMAN BODY! I SWEAR I'M A TURTLE AT HEART!
I COULD HAVE BEEN A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE FIGHTING CRIME WITH MY NINJA STARS BUT NO! I HAD TO BE A FLESH BAG HUMAN! TRANS-TURTLES LIVES MATTER DAMN IT!
....seriously though, my lame attempt at humor aside, with every passing day, I am more and more convinced humans are getting stupider.
At 4 years old I wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle....my parents should have listened to me, damn it! I could have been a Trans-Turtle with some surgery! WHY!? WHY DID MY PARENTS FORCE ME TO LIVE IN THIS HUMAN BODY! I SWEAR I'M A TURTLE AT HEART!
I COULD HAVE BEEN A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE FIGHTING CRIME WITH MY NINJA STARS BUT NO! I HAD TO BE A FLESH BAG HUMAN! TRANS-TURTLES LIVES MATTER DAMN IT!
....seriously though, my lame humor aside, with every passing day, I am more and more convinced humans are getting stupider.