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Again, I don't think you have enough experience in corporate America.

I'm gonna draw out how this conversation went down.

Banks Middle Mgmt: "(Hurf hurf), OnlyFans, you need to stop selling porn or we'll cut you off."

OnlyFans Middle Mgmt: "(Whimpering) Okay."

OnlyFans Operations: "Mgmt, if we cut the porn our revenues will drop by 98%."

OnlyFans Senior Mgmt: "(Slams big dick on table) IF WE DO WHAT YOU TOLD US TO DO, WE'LL HAVE TO FILE FOR CHAPTER 7 AND LOSE OUR FUCKING JOBS."

Banks Middle Mgmt: "(Whimpering) Okay, nevermind."

....

Banks Middle Mgmt: "They said no, can we do something?"

Banks Senior Mgmt: "Get out. Next person to interrupt my cocaine lunch gets fired."

3 years ago
1 score
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Again, I don't think you have enough experience in corporate America.

I'm gonna draw out how this conversation went down.

Banks Middle Mgmt: "(Hurf hurf), OnlyFans, you need to stop selling porn or we'll cut you off."

OnlyFans Middle Mgmt: "(Whimpering) Okay."

OnlyFans Operations: "Mgmt, if we cut the porn our revenues will drop by 98%."

OnlyFans Senior Mgmt: "(Slams big dick on table) IF WE DO WHAT YOU TOLD US TO DO, WE'LL HAVE TO FILE FOR CHAPTER 7 AND LOSE OUR FUCKING JOBS."

Banks Middle Mgmt: "(Whimpering) Okay, nevermind."

....

Banks Middle Mgmt: "They said no, can we do something?"

Banks Senior Mgmt: "Oh my god I don't even fucking care. Get out. Next person to interrupt my cocaine lunch gets fired."

3 years ago
1 score