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Reason: None provided.

the guy had way too many enemies. CIA had just to keep the door open really it was just a matter of time.

from 4chan


start drinking and intoxicating as early as the 60's, still get a Doctorate in Mathematics

teach math at university after graduation get fired because you banged your student (and got stuck buying a cloud)

don't be able to teach anymore but go to work on the flap

marry your student

change jobs often and fake CVs everywhere, eventually ending up with Lockheed in the mid-80s'

get your hands on the first virus that has spread to IBM computers and decide to set up a security company while pulling cocaine

Start earning millions a month

drive an antivirus ambulance, a computer-filled motorhome on wheels that you use to clean computers

go in TV and get interviewed by the media, apocalyptically intimidate sheeps about computer viruses, the value of his company skyrocket

Earn 100 million by selling your stake in McAfee in the 90s

live a reasonably normal life in Silicon Valley until the mid-2000s

start wasting money like a true pimp

divorce

a young man dies on the flight of a dependency company you set up and you have to go to court as well and start getting into debt

decide to stop normalizing and flee from your creditors in Belize

Build a large villa in the middle of the jungle with a laboratory

now try to fight real-life viruses instead of computer viruses because you became interested in biology

realize that you live in the backyard of a drug trafficking route

head to become king of the jungle and turn your lab into a drug lab, with the goal of developing the world's best sex drug

pay the whores that shit in your mouth, fuck, and drug, and prepare drugs in the lab 24/7

hire yourself a private army and whores around the clock, spike testosterone to keep you virile

Whale watching also have sex with a whale and take a photo of it

be the most monitored by the police guy in Belize, but because the drugs you produce are legal in Belize, they can't do anything

Druggy, drug, pederast, Orgies with teens. also, I already said drugged?

at one point upload 31 gurplebytes kill snitch CP on internet

a neighbor poisoned your dog, kill the neighbor in revenge

when the cops come to interrogate, hide in a secret bunker you dug underground

flee the country, but get caught in Guatemala

stage a heart attack so you will not be handed over to Belize on suspicion of murder and methamphetamine production

it works

flee back to the United States

marry a prostitute, 30 years younger than you (she will try to kill you)

make awesome tweets

tax evasion and did not paid taxes to ZOG

Push over 10 million pump & dump cryptos

at one point be the most targeted individual on the planet by hackers

had 17 dogs, 47 biological childs

suicide yourself killed by the CIA because you knew too much


3 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

the guy had way too many enemies. CIA had just to keep the door open really it was just a matter of time.

from 4chan


start drinking and intoxicating as early as the 60's, still get a Doctorate in Mathematics

teach math at university after graduation get fired because you banged your student (and got stuck buying a cloud)

don't be able to teach anymore but go to work on the flap

marry your student

change jobs often and fake CVs everywhere, eventually ending up with Lockheed in the mid-80s'

get your hands on the first virus that has spread to IBM computers and decide to set up a security company while pulling cocaine

Start earning millions a month

drive an antivirus ambulance, a computer-filled motorhome on wheels that you use to clean computers

go in TV and get interviewed by the media, apocalyptically intimidate sheeps about computer viruses, the value of his company skyrocket

Earn 100 million by selling your stake in McAfee in the 90s

live a reasonably normal life in Silicon Valley until the mid-2000s

start wasting money like a true pimp

divorce

a young man dies on the flight of a dependency company you set up and you have to go to court as well and start getting into debt

decide to stop normalizing and flee from your creditors in Belize

Build a large villa in the middle of the jungle with a laboratory

now try to fight real-life viruses instead of computer viruses because you became interested in biology

realize that you live in the backyard of a drug trafficking route

head to become king of the jungle and turn your lab into a drug lab, with the goal of developing the world's best sex drug

pay the whores that shit in your mouth, fuck, and drug, and prepare drugs in the lab 24/7

hire yourself a private army and whores around the clock, spike testosterone to keep you virile

Whale watching also have sex with a whale and take a photo of it

be the most monitored by the police guy in Belize, but because the drugs you produce are legal in Belize, they can't do anything

Druggy, drug, pederast, Orgies with teens. also, I already said drugged?

at one point upload 31 gurplebytes kill snitch CP

a neighbor poisoned your dog, kill the neighbor in revenge

when the cops come to interrogate, hide in a secret bunker you dug underground

flee the country, but get caught in Guatemala

stage a heart attack so you will not be handed over to Belize on suspicion of murder and methamphetamine production

it works

flee back to the United States

marry a prostitute, 30 years younger than you (she will try to kill you)

make awesome tweets

tax evasion and did not paid taxes to ZOG

Push over 10 million pump & dump cryptos

at one point be the most targeted individual on the planet by hackers

had 17 dogs, 47 biological childs

suicide yourself killed by the CIA because you knew too much


3 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

the guy had way too many enemies. CIA had just to keep the door open really it was just a matter of time.

from 4chan


start drinking and intoxicating as early as the 60's, still get a Doctorate in Mathematics

teach math at university after graduation get fired because you banged your student (and got stuck buying a cloud)

don't be able to teach anymore but go to work on the flap

marry your student

change jobs often and fake CVs everywhere, eventually ending up with Lockheed in the mid-80s'

get your hands on the first virus that has spread to IBM computers and decide to set up a security company while pulling cocaine

Start earning millions a month

drive an antivirus ambulance, a computer-filled motorhome on wheels that you use to clean computers

go in TV and get interviewed by the media, apocalyptically intimidate sheeps about computer viruses, the value of his company skyrocket

Earn 100 million by selling your stake in McAfee in the 90s

live a reasonably normal life in Silicon Valley until the mid-2000s

start wasting money like a true pimp

divorce

a young man dies on the flight of a dependency company you set up and you have to go to court as well and start getting into debt

decide to stop normalizing and flee from your creditors in Belize

Build a large villa in the middle of the jungle with a laboratory

now try to fight real-life viruses instead of computer viruses because you became interested in biology

marry a prostitute, she will try to kill you

realize that you live in the backyard of a drug trafficking route

head to become king of the jungle and turn your lab into a drug lab, with the goal of developing the world's best sex drug

pay the whores that shit in your mouth, fuck, and drug, and prepare drugs in the lab 24/7

hire yourself a private army and whores around the clock, spike testosterone to keep you virile

Whale watching also have sex with a whale and take a photo of it

be the most monitored by the police guy in Belize, but because the drugs you produce are legal in Belize, they can't do anything

Druggy, drug, pederast, Orgies with teens. also, I already said drugged?

at one point upload 31 gurplebytes kill snitch CP

a neighbor poisoned your dog, kill the neighbor in revenge

when the cops come to interrogate, hide in a secret bunker you dug underground

flee the country, but get caught in Guatemala

stage a heart attack so you will not be handed over to Belize on suspicion of murder and methamphetamine production

it works

flee back to the United States

make awesome tweets

tax evasion and did not paid taxes to ZOG

Push over 10 million pump & dump cryptos

suicide yourself killed by the CIA because you knew too much


3 years ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

the guy had way too many enemies. CIA had just to keep the door open really it was just a matter of time.

from 4chan


start drinking and intoxicating as early as the 60's, still get a Doctorate in Mathematics

teach math at university after graduation get fired because you banged your student (and got stuck buying a cloud)

don't be able to teach anymore but go to work on the flap

marry your student

change jobs often and fake CVs everywhere, eventually ending up with Lockheed in the mid-80s'

get your hands on the first virus that has spread to IBM computers and decide to set up a security company while pulling cocaine

Start earning millions a month

drive an antivirus ambulance, a computer-filled motorhome on wheels that you use to clean computers

go in TV and get interviewed by the media, apocalyptically intimidate sheeps about computer viruses, the value of his company skyrocket

Earn 100 million by selling your stake in McAfee in the 90s

live a reasonably normal life in Silicon Valley until the mid-2000s

start wasting money like a true pimp

divorce

a young man dies on the flight of a dependency company you set up and you have to go to court as well and start getting into debt

decide to stop normalizing and flee from your creditors in Belize

Build a large villa in the middle of the jungle with a laboratory

now try to fight real-life viruses instead of computer viruses because you became interested in biology

marry a prostitute, she will try to kill you

realize that you live in the backyard of a drug trafficking route

head to become king of the jungle and turn your lab into a drug lab, with the goal of developing the world's best sex drug

pay the whores that shit in your mouth, fuck, and drug, and prepare drugs in the lab 24/7

hire yourself a private army and whores around the clock, spike testosterone to keep you virile

Whale watching also have sex with a whale and take a photo of it

be the most monitored by the police guy in Belize, but because the drugs you produce are legal in Belize, they can't do anything

Druggy, drug, pederast, Orgies with teens. also, I already said drugged?

at one point upload 31 gurplebytes kill snitch CP

a neighbor poisoned your dog, kill the neighbor in revenge

when the cops come to interrogate, hide in a secret bunker you dug underground

flee the country, but get caught in Guatemala

stage a heart attack so you will not be handed over to Belize on suspicion of murder and methamphetamine production

it works

flee back to the United States

make awesome tweets

tax evasion and did not paid taxes to ZOG

Push over 10 million pump & dump cryptos

die yourself killed by the CIA because you knew too much


3 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

the guy had way too many enemies. CIA had just to keep the door open really it was just a matter of time.

from 4chan


start drinking and intoxicating as early as the 60's, still get a Doctorate in Mathematics

teach math at university after graduation get fired because you banged your student (and got stuck buying a cloud)

don't be able to teach anymore but go to work on the flap

marry your student

change jobs often and fake CVs everywhere, eventually ending up with Lockheed in the mid-80s'

get your hands on the first virus that has spread to IBM computers and decide to set up a security company while pulling cocaine

Start earning millions a month

drive an antivirus ambulance, a computer-filled motorhome on wheels that you use to clean computers

go in TV and get interviewed by the media, apocalyptically intimidate sheeps about computer viruses, the value of his company skyrocket

Earn 100 million by selling your stake in McAfee in the 90s

live a reasonably normal life in Silicon Valley until the mid-2000s

start wasting money like a true pimp

divorce

a young man dies on the flight of a dependency company you set up and you have to go to court as well and start getting into debt

decide to stop normalizing and flee to your creditors in Belize

Build a large villa in the middle of the jungle with a laboratory

now try to fight real-life viruses instead of computer viruses because you became interested in biology

marry a prostitute, she will try to kill you

realize that you live in the backyard of a drug trafficking route

head to become king of the jungle and turn your lab into a drug lab, with the goal of developing the world's best sex drug

pay the whores that shit in your mouth, fuck, and drug, and prepare drugs in the lab 24/7

hire yourself a private army and whores around the clock, spike testosterone to keep you virile

Whale watching also have sex with a whale and take a photo of it

be the most monitored by the police guy in Belize, but because the drugs you produce are legal in Belize, they can't do anything

Druggy, drug, pederast, Orgies with teens. also, I already said drugged?

at one point upload 31 gurplebytes kill snitch CP

a neighbor poisoned your dog, kill the neighbor in revenge

when the cops come to interrogate, hide in a secret bunker you dug underground

flee the country, but get caught in Guatemala

stage a heart attack so you will not be handed over to Belize on suspicion of murder and methamphetamine production

it works

flee back to the United States

make awesome tweets

tax evasion and did not paid taxes to ZOG

Push over 10 million pump & dump cryptos

die yourself killed by the CIA because you knew too much


3 years ago
1 score