What I believe the Left thinks is the Alt-Right:

Jared the Klansmen: "We've hypnotized the Blacks! They will now do our bidding!"

Richard the Klansman: "I told you it was a good idea to get the Jews on board. You thought I was crazy for brining in Ben Shapiro. Now who looks like an idiot?"

Jared: "You're right, oh Grand Bad Dragon Imperial Dildo Wizard."

Richard: "I'm also glad I reformed our rank structure."

Jared: "Yes, sir. But what do we do about the Blacks? Do we convince them to leave?"

Richard: "LEAVE? Absolutely not. Our Propaganda Minister Milo still needs to ingest more Black seamen to give him his internet powers. Send them to attack the Asians!"

Jared: "But which Asians should they attack? The Indians? The Pakistanis?"

Richard: "No, the East Asians. The Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese."

Jared: "Any particular reason?"

Richard: "First, Tradition. It's a staple of our definitely Republican history of anti-Asian racial laws in California and that one Republican president that put of them all into Internment Camps during The War: Franklin Donald Trump."

Jared: "Peace and blessings be upon him."

Richard: "Second, they're making a lot more money than whites collectively and that shit's got to stop if we're supposed to be the master race."

Jared: "They are making us look bad. Perhaps we should lessen the Affirmative Action programs."

Richard: "WHO IS THE GRAND BAD DRAGON IMPERIAL DILDO WIZARD HERE?"

Jared: "Sorry, sir."

Richard: "Third: to keep each race fighting against one another so they can't attack us!"

Jared: "So, does that mean that we're going to make all the major corporations stop supporting anti-white rhetoric?"

Richard: "FUCK NO. Then it would be obvious that we were in control."

Jared: "Clever, sir."

Richard: "Yes, that is why we White Supremacist Republicans control every major cosmopolitan area of the US, and enflame racial tensions with our divisive rhetoric that keeps every racial group at each other's throats."

Jared: "It's as you've said: a White Society can only be achieved by creating a multi-cultural, cosmopolitan, balkanized society that is set against itself."

Richard: "Diversity is truly our strength."

What I believe the Left thinks is the Alt-Right:

Jared the Klansmen: "We've hypnotized the Blacks! They will now do our bidding!"

Richard the Klansman: "I told you it was a good idea to get the Jews on board. You thought I was crazy for brining in Ben Shapiro. Now who looks like an idiot?"

Jared: "You're right, oh Grand Bad Dragon Imperial Dildo Wizard."

Richard: "I'm also glad I reformed our rank structure."

Jared: "Yes, sir. But what do we do about the Blacks? Do we convince them to leave?"

Richard: "LEAVE? Absolutely not. Our Propaganda Minister Milo still needs to ingest more Black seamen to give him his internet powers. Send them to attack the Asians!"

Jared: "But which Asians should they attack? The Indians? The Pakistanis?"

Richard: "No, the East Asians. The Chinese, Koreans, and Japanese."

Jared: "Any particular reason?"

Richard: "First, Tradition. It's a staple of our definitely Republican history of anti-Asian racial laws in California and that one Republican president that we had that put of them all into Internment Camps during The War: Franklin Donald Trump."

Jared: "Peace and blessings be upon him."

Richard: "Second, they're making a lot more money than whites collectively and that shit's got to stop if we're supposed to be the master race."

Jared: "They are making us look bad. Perhaps we should lessen the Affirmative Action programs."

Richard: "WHO IS THE GRAND BAD DRAGON IMPERIAL DILDO WIZARD HERE?"

Jared: "Sorry, sir."

Richard: "Third: to keep each race fighting against one another so they can't attack us!"

Jared: "So, does that mean that we're going to make all the major corporations stop supporting anti-white rhetoric?"

Richard: "FUCK NO. Then it would be obvious that we were in control."

Jared: "Clever, sir."

Richard: "Yes, that is why we White Supremacist Republicans control every major cosmopolitan area of the US, and enflame racial tensions with our divisive rhetoric that keeps every racial group at each other's throats."

Jared: "It's as you've said: a White Society can only be achieved by creating a multi-cultural, cosmopolitan, balkanized society that is set against itself."

Richard: "Diversity is truly our strength."