Let's also not forget that it's a thinly-veiled Twilight fan-fic to begin with, and how many hundreds of thousands of soccer moms had to change their panties over Team Jacob or Team Edward. I'd have hated to have been a theater worker during those movies' runs, what with having to mop the floors and hose down the seats after every showing.
Let's also not forget that it's a thinly-veiled Twilight fan-fic to begin with, and how many hundreds of thousands of soccer moms had to change their panties over Team Jacob or Team Edward. I'd have hated to have been a theater worker during those movies' runs, what with having to mop the floors and hose down the seats after every showing.
For 50 Shades, at least, I have been told cucumbers were found.
Used cucumbers.