Maddrey was allegedly sitting at his desk with his uniform pants open and wearing a white undershirt while rubbing his chest when he first propositioned her, the unmarried mother of three said.

Let's hear it.

“He said he dreamed about f–king me in my a–,” Epps alleged. “I said, ‘But Chief, you’re the Chief of Department.’ He rubbed his chest. . . . His work pants were open. He was like but ‘I’m still a n—-r and you look good.”

Okay. I'm with you so far.

Then he asked her to go to the back room in his office, where he has a couch and bathroom, she said.

Then you said no and left?

“He bent me over the arm of the couch and when I tried to back away but he was telling me ‘Just let me put it in a little bit,’” she recalled, breaking down in sobs.

Okay... going to the backroom of the office under those circumstances seems like a questionable decision, but surely at this point...

Next, he reached into a locker near the couch and pulled out a jar of K-Y Jelly from a top shelf in the back, she said. He rubbed it on himself, she claimed.

At this point, right?

“He inserted himself, and he kept forcing it and forcing it,” she recalled. “And I kept asking him, ‘Can you please stop? Then I stopped asking him to stop, and I asked him to just slow down. ‘Can you please just slow down? You’re hurting me! You’re hurting me! ‘ ”

Did I miss something? Her clothes just vanished at some point along the way? Who removed them seems like it would be relevant to the story?

The two had sexual intercourse about 10 times after that, she claimed.

Oh, fuck off.

Everything points at these two having a quid pro quo going to defraud the taxpayers, it fell apart, and they're both out to ruin the other now.