My wife just got called by Kameltoe's phone bankers. - Kotaku In Action 2

My wife just got called by Kameltoe's phone bankers.

posted 22 days ago by Kaarous 22 days ago by Kaarous +105 / -2

Wanted to share this since we got a good laugh.

She got the phone and figured out it was a political call. Again. About the tenth one this month. See, my wife is from Michigan and she still has a Michigan phone number, and the DNC has been pestering her for weeks.

She figured out who it was, then told she wasn't allowed to talk to people without her husband's permission, just to put them on the back foot. She handed the phone to me.

I greeted them and asked who it was. She said her name was the same as my wife's name. My wife's name is fairly old fashioned so I'm pretty sure it was just a bit to try and build rapport.

She asked if I was planning on voting for Kamel and I said I was undecided, trying my absolute damnedest to sound apathetic and disconnected, the kind of people they're desperately trying to dredge up. She asked why, and if she could help elaborate on some issues for me.

I said "Tell me, is it true that Tim Walz ordered the entire state of Minnesota to put tampons in the boy's bathrooms at elementary schools? Because I'm a father of four and that just seems like pedophilia to me."

*BEEP

instantly hung up.

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– Gizortnik 3 points 22 days ago +5 / -2

When they are telling you to "look at the bigger picture" these clearly aren't pollsters.

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– Alpha_Female21 6 points 22 days ago +6 / -0

She sounded so distressed lol

I hope I get a few more calls, I'm having fun trolling them.

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– Gizortnik 3 points 22 days ago +4 / -1

It won't be hard. Just make some donations or register for email lists on activist organizations, and include your cellphone number. Then make sure to answer anything marked "Likely Spam" that calls your phone. Also, be sure to visit website on your cellphone, the cellphone data will be mined by the website to get the phone number.

It's probably not super wise to do this, but it could be fun if you really want it.

You should probably find one person out of the group that you should just get super serious with:

"You know know I'm not a real Kamala supporter right? I'm only telling you to mark me down because I'm messing with you. I'm messing with you because I hade you. We hate you. Do you understand that hundreds of people are doing this? It's not co-ordinated or anything, we just hate you. We make fun of you. We tell each other stories about how desperate you are and we laugh at you. We want to ruin your work. Don't you understand that everything you're doing is futile? You're literally asking real supporters and real donors to give you money so you can call us and write down our lies. We're all lying to you, and then you give those lies to your boss. And then they lie to their boss because nobody wants to lose their job. But it's all hopeless because we're all lying. We're all lying. You know she'll lose and you're just waiting for the other shoe to drop while you take some poor old lady's donation and put it in your pocket... You know it didn't have to be this way, right? All you had to do was not start any foreign wars. All you had to do was leave us alone. I just wanted to grill. Don't call this a grave, it's the pit you chose."

The existential dread you give to them will probably cut them out of politics forever.

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– Alpha_Female21 6 points 22 days ago +6 / -0

That's a good roast for them. I do want to troll them about kamala whoring herself to the top. I have two girls and I don't want them to see that as an acceptable career path

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