Wanted to share this since we got a good laugh.
She got the phone and figured out it was a political call. Again. About the tenth one this month. See, my wife is from Michigan and she still has a Michigan phone number, and the DNC has been pestering her for weeks.
She figured out who it was, then told she wasn't allowed to talk to people without her husband's permission, just to put them on the back foot. She handed the phone to me.
I greeted them and asked who it was. She said her name was the same as my wife's name. My wife's name is fairly old fashioned so I'm pretty sure it was just a bit to try and build rapport.
She asked if I was planning on voting for Kamel and I said I was undecided, trying my absolute damnedest to sound apathetic and disconnected, the kind of people they're desperately trying to dredge up. She asked why, and if she could help elaborate on some issues for me.
I said "Tell me, is it true that Tim Walz ordered the entire state of Minnesota to put tampons in the boy's bathrooms at elementary schools? Because I'm a father of four and that just seems like pedophilia to me."
*BEEP
instantly hung up.
One time I trolled them with, I'm so tired of all the spam text and calls, I'm voting Trump. She told me to look at the bigger picture and I couldn't stop laughing. Anyway, I voted for Trump (for so, so many reasons).
When they are telling you to "look at the bigger picture" these clearly aren't pollsters.
She sounded so distressed lol
I hope I get a few more calls, I'm having fun trolling them.
It won't be hard. Just make some donations or register for email lists on activist organizations, and include your cellphone number. Then make sure to answer anything marked "Likely Spam" that calls your phone. Also, be sure to visit website on your cellphone, the cellphone data will be mined by the website to get the phone number.
It's probably not super wise to do this, but it could be fun if you really want it.
You should probably find one person out of the group that you should just get super serious with:
The existential dread you give to them will probably cut them out of politics forever.
That's a good roast for them. I do want to troll them about kamala whoring herself to the top. I have two girls and I don't want them to see that as an acceptable career path