The problem is that most of this shit was invented by, let's call them, "Kids that taught themselves how to drive at 12, and loved repairing cars since 10".

Then, the kids who never drove a car until they were 21, and now support mass transit, and tell everyone that driving a car is bad for the environment were handed those keys. The colleges, universities, human resources, marketing, public relations, and previous employers (who were all their friends) vouched for them, and said the keys needed to be passed down to the next generation as an obligation.

And yeah, it's true, the older generation has an obligation to pass down what it made to a generation that can handle that responsibility.

Instead, they got the keys to the car and immediately "pimped it out" by painting rainbows on the the bodywork with literal wall-paint from home depot, removed all the doors and windows so that "it could become a party bus", and have spent $50,000 trying to make it run on ethanol with their retard friends, who were somehow allowed to be a mechanic.

They only correct thing to do now is recognize that the party is over, and it's time to take the T-Bird away