"Are you one of those mothers that don't have your sons in therapy at age 3? Here's why your screaming crotchfruit needs to be handed over to state trained spinsters for daily sessions of verbal abuse instead of running around in the grass with his friends."
Jesus fucking mother of holy shit.
Now consider that there are (and will be) others like that out there.
"Are you one of those mothers that don't have your sons in therapy at age 3? Here's why your screaming crotchfruit needs to be handed over to state trained spinsters for daily sessions of verbal abuse instead of running around in the grass with his friends."
"Here are twenty reasons why you should never let your child play outside; not even in your own backyard..."