Apparently ineptitude, burning cities, covid nursing home scandals, trans kid surgeries, and mass immigration is the best they could find for a vp pick
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Okay, but who did Democrat voters pick in the primary?
The tiger from Siegfried and Roy.
I would vote for an actual tiger. I know where I stand with it, and enjoy giving belly rubs.
Keep in mind that tiger mauled one of them in 2003 and ended their performances because the damage done was that bad. They tried to downplay the attack claiming it dragged the guy off stage because he was having a stroke but it severed his spine, crippled him, and ended both their careers, and probably their relationship to some extent given just how badly it left one of them.
So "white haired stage trick that turned on his gay handlers that later died of covid and pancreatic cancer" is more accurate than most probably realised when I made that pun, it's just very subtle how it applied to the actual pick :p