Uhm. No lie, this might be the absolutely most embarrassing thing Biden has ever done. Not his most incoherent, not his most demented, not his most rambling or incomprehensible but, speaking as an American, perhaps the most embarrassing. It's a 68 second video. I had to pause twice just to survive the nuclear-grade cringe.

Those NATO fucks clapping on cue...for Putin, because there's no way they're calling out Biden's dementia. Biden turning back around with the wide-eyed look to correct himself (badly.) And, worst, that smarmy fuck Zelenskyy™ (remember, the ratbastard trademarked his own name) handling POTUS and then saying he's better than Putin.

I've never wanted to just shrivel up and disappear from cringe quite this badly. And I've been on the internet a long time, and seen a lot of cringe. This is next level. Kill me.

Also, I've now covered the Biden cringe. Here's a bit of flak for Zelenskyy™: I know you have suits, you fuck. You're on a diplomatic trip, you had time to prepare. I know you love your pseudo-soldier LARP - and I'll give you credit for at least not wearing the greens - but this is all optics. Put the suit on, you piece of shit. It's embarrassing. Not as much as the Leader of the Free World's antics, but still bad.