the samson protocol

As in, Delilah?

Samson and Delilah?

The story where Samson repeatedly tells Delilah how to depower him, which she then attempts to do every single time, but because he's lied it doesn't work? So when he does finally tell her the truth she does the same thing again and he actually loses his strength and gets caught and chained for years until his hair grow long enough again for him to pull the building down on his captors?

First off, not only is the parable more retarded than the Tale of the Scorpion because Delilah repeatedly "stings" Samson but he keeps giving her another chance, but:

Samson lived during a time of repeated conflict between Israel and Philistia, when God was disciplining the Israelites by giving them "into the hand of the Philistines"

lol, lmao even