Just stick these people in a forest with a actual bear, christ I've never actually seen a bear in real life but I know going up against one would be suicidal.
Hey, when you live in a shithole that's cold all year round, that hardly has any vegetation for you to supplement your diet with, and where nearly everything you're supposed to prey on can easily outrun, outswim, and outfight you, you'd be pretty unreasonable too! Especially when you come across one of those walking cans of spam like those weak-ass hairless apes with their puny strength and pathetic run speed.
Just stick these people in a forest with a actual bear, christ I've never actually seen a bear in real life but I know going up against one would be suicidal.
Depends on the bear. In Canada we have a saying: If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, say goodnight.
I just remember it as the opposite of people.
White bear = unreasonably violent
Brown bear = might be violent, might be safe
Black bear = if you aren't intruding, you're safe
Hey, when you live in a shithole that's cold all year round, that hardly has any vegetation for you to supplement your diet with, and where nearly everything you're supposed to prey on can easily outrun, outswim, and outfight you, you'd be pretty unreasonable too! Especially when you come across one of those walking cans of spam like those weak-ass hairless apes with their puny strength and pathetic run speed.