Goblin/shortstack is so far removed from loli that it is almost insulting to try such a stupid defense.

That's like saying you confused a dog for a cat because both have tails.

"I thought they were shortstack adult women"

bet he was on the train of calling Uzaki-chan a loli when that seething was unfolding

that's not your average everyday hypocrisy or misdirection, that's pure unadulterated damage control, which most of his viewers will probably buy because they collectively share a single braincell