GG in a nutshell:

"Hey, can you actually write about games and not about the political and sexual stuff? Thanks. Also while we're airing grievances, please let people know of your biases, and maybe let others know you're basically covering friends and relatives, while also burying stories you don't like? You've been sitting on stories of horrible people in the industry for years because you know that will be traced to those who said something and will be fired. Don't just wait and let it happen to others."

Why are gamers so evil?

Where is all this misogyny coming from, and why is it definitely from the gamers and not us?

Have you heard of L1 L2 and L3? They're your betters okay?

Shut up and listen don't think, just do and say what we want.

You can't be objective in journalism okay, you just can't okay? We tried for like 15 minutes and it's really fucking hard. Basically we didn't try, so you don't have to either which means you can't be better at it than us.

Wait wait wait, don't look into it for god's sake. Listen and believe. We are good = they are bad.

For the love of god we said not to look into it. You're gonna find out we're just a nest of favor currying, and fucking around like a bunch of rabbits who will backstab you for a corn chip if we felt that it would better us at your expense.

Gamers are over, btw.

(You try listening to that for nine years and counting, and not think of it that way.)