35 Southwest Airlines celebrated for policy to give a full row to 'passengers of size' for free (archive.ph) posted 339 days ago by Ahaus667 339 days ago by Ahaus667 +36 / -1 35 comments share 35 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Meanwhile on the planes themselves:
"WE NEED MORE THRUST TO TAKE OFF WITH EXTRA WEIGHT!!"
"I canne doo it captain! The engines can't handle anymore powerr!!"
All passengers, this is the captain speaking. Start waving your arms up and down to generate extra lift!
If the fatties could do that a few minutes each day, they wouldn't be so damn fat.