except for his secret mistress who managed to captivate him
Depending on the exact order of the woke totem pole in the writers room that day, the secret mistress might be responsible for all of Newton's discoveries.
Yeah, it was Emilia Bassanio. She buried the secrets of gravity, which Newton stumbled upon by accident. Newton was an illiterate who couldn't even write his name.
Depending on the exact order of the woke totem pole in the writers room that day, the secret mistress might be responsible for all of Newton's discoveries.
Yeah, it was Emilia Bassanio. She buried the secrets of gravity, which Newton stumbled upon by accident. Newton was an illiterate who couldn't even write his name.
And I'm sure she'll stay white so the leftist women watching this can self insert.