Something fun for Friday night, let’s get the best offensive jokes going. I’ll start with a few.
my chief once told us that if you look too long a a Filipino girl she’ll get pregnant and demand a green card
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So an alien is flying over the Grand Banks, and he spies a Newfie in his dory, paddling along and singing "I'se the b'ye that builds the boat, & I'se the b'ye that sails 'er" (see: the version by Great Big Sea for context).
Being a scientist, the alien decides to destroy one quarter of the Newfie's brain to see what might happen. So he takes his ray gun, and zap he painlessly removes a quarter of the Newfie's brain.
The Newfie still rows his dory, singing "I'se the b'ye" ...
"OK", thinks the alien, "That's fine. Now let's see how he gets on with only half a brain." zap Another quarter of the Newfie's brain is gone.
And still the Newfie rows along in his dory, singing "I'se the B'ye" ..
The alien is a bit consternated now, and decides, "Surely its behaviour must change if I destroy yet another quarter of this creature's brain!" zap! The Newfie is now down to one quarter of his brain ..
And still the Newfie rows his dory, singing "I'se the B'ye" ...
"Alright, that's it. I'm destroying the last of this critter's brain, that'll show it!" ZAP!
And sure enough, the Newfie is still rowing his dory ..
Only now he's singing "Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques, dormer vous .."
The Quebecois are worse than the Newfies, it's true.
Canada must seceed from Québec.