Similar things are happening everywhere. In NYC, rodent problems got so bad that back in April they hired a rat czar to try to solve the problem. And with her brilliant leadership efforts, and the heroic efforts of all the newly arrived illegals over the next four months things deteriorated even more to the point that the locals just said "screw it, the rats run the place now, let's use them as tourist attractions to profit some off it"
Why not breed loads and loads of cats. Mean ugly agressive cats. Trained killers. Artificially select for rat hunting. Get a hawk program going while you're at it for the flying-rats.
Similar things are happening everywhere. In NYC, rodent problems got so bad that back in April they hired a rat czar to try to solve the problem. And with her brilliant leadership efforts, and the heroic efforts of all the newly arrived illegals over the next four months things deteriorated even more to the point that the locals just said "screw it, the rats run the place now, let's use them as tourist attractions to profit some off it"
Why not breed loads and loads of cats. Mean ugly agressive cats. Trained killers. Artificially select for rat hunting. Get a hawk program going while you're at it for the flying-rats.
That or stop being a filthy shithole.
And then when winter rolls around, watch the gorillas freeze to death! Thus solving the problem permanently!