I'd be tempted to go out of my way to get a top of the line safe that's a pain to bust into, and leave it completely empty, just so I can see the frustrated reaction from the Feds. Maybe leave something in there like a clown nose, just to troll them further.
I have an old one of those cheap file safes in a closet. I figured if I am ever burglarized it's a diversion, maybe they think they got my safe and quit looking around that hard. Only thing in it is a picture of Nancy Pelosi that I got in the mail as some sort of campaign prop back during Covid "14 days means eternity" time.
I'd be tempted to go out of my way to get a top of the line safe that's a pain to bust into, and leave it completely empty, just so I can see the frustrated reaction from the Feds. Maybe leave something in there like a clown nose, just to troll them further.
I have an old one of those cheap file safes in a closet. I figured if I am ever burglarized it's a diversion, maybe they think they got my safe and quit looking around that hard. Only thing in it is a picture of Nancy Pelosi that I got in the mail as some sort of campaign prop back during Covid "14 days means eternity" time.
That's pretty damn hilarious, I've gotta say. I congratulate you on your deviously clever taste.