"The Lord sure works in mysterious ways, doesn't he folks? The fact that good patriotic conservatives would come together and choose unity and reconciliation during this convention tells me He still has Dominion over this great land. Now allow me to welcome to the stage my running mate and the future vice president of these United States, ¡Jeb!"
"Good thing we locked down! Oh, by the way, Pence has won the nomination! I know, what a shock! The people have spoken!"
"The Lord sure works in mysterious ways, doesn't he folks? The fact that good patriotic conservatives would come together and choose unity and reconciliation during this convention tells me He still has Dominion over this great land. Now allow me to welcome to the stage my running mate and the future vice president of these United States, ¡Jeb!"