The best amateur cook I know is a man who drives a pickup truck. Real men do not shy away from necessary tasks because they think it's for women. They do however outsource tasks like cooking to women, for example as part of raising a family.

Lefties hate trucks because they are so urban they have never done anything that might benefit from the use of one. I don't currently have a truck, but I have and I often used the utility of it for anything from something for my house to haul a bunch of skis and stuff with friends. The only thing I didn't love is they are just so unnecessarily huge now. If I get another truck I want a smaller one so it's not such a pain in the ass for day to day use.