31 "Ukraine’s hero President Zelensky trademarks his name in bid to stop anyone cashing in on his reputation" (archive.is) posted 1 year ago by Kienan 1 year ago by Kienan +31 / -0 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I think I know where this is going.
Merchandising.
Hand rubbing intensifies
Computer, draw me a painting of Yogurt from Spaceballs as The Happy Merchant, in the traditional Renaissance style, colorized.
I'm just sad there was no Spaceballs reference. There's ballistic weapons and rocket launchers, but where's the Zelenskyy Flamethrower?
We thought the same joke when reading Merchandizing.