There were parts of it I didn’t totally hate, not gonna lie. The expansions were definitely better than the base game (that forgotten saga was actually pretty awesome), but the amount of estrogen medieval England was supposedly swimming in was highly cringey.
I’ve been able to ignore the wokeness in the previous AC games, up to and including Odyssey, but for some reason with Valhalla it felt like they were far more blunt, like they were actively TRYING to annoy me with it. Like, “you WILL bow before us and you WILL like it.” After a while I just kept thinking, “fuck off, game.”
Never had that feeling with Ezio or Connor or Edward. I never wanted any of them to fuck off at any point.
I can’t say for sure whether it’s because the quality of writers and devs has tanked or if it’s just because games (like everything else) have become so fucking bland and lacklustre lately. All the analogies about “fast-food gaming” and “a mile wide but an inch deep” really are true.
The WORST thing about Valhalla by far isn’t the shitty writing or forgettable characters or the woke nonsense. It’s the squandered potential. They could have made something shorter, grittier and far more epic with that setting.
Again I didn’t hate ALL of it, just most of it. Which pretty much still means it sucks, doesn’t it?
There were definitely an unreasonable number of strong, independent women and gays in the game, but they never ventured into like “let’s show the boys how it’s done…” territory so I didn’t get too upset. Like I baseline assume the franchise isn’t for me at this point so just a lot of cringey inclusion wasn’t enough to put me off because I’d honestly thought it’d be much worse.
There were parts of it I didn’t totally hate, not gonna lie. The expansions were definitely better than the base game (that forgotten saga was actually pretty awesome), but the amount of estrogen medieval England was supposedly swimming in was highly cringey.
I’ve been able to ignore the wokeness in the previous AC games, up to and including Odyssey, but for some reason with Valhalla it felt like they were far more blunt, like they were actively TRYING to annoy me with it. Like, “you WILL bow before us and you WILL like it.” After a while I just kept thinking, “fuck off, game.”
Never had that feeling with Ezio or Connor or Edward. I never wanted any of them to fuck off at any point.
I can’t say for sure whether it’s because the quality of writers and devs has tanked or if it’s just because games (like everything else) have become so fucking bland and lacklustre lately. All the analogies about “fast-food gaming” and “a mile wide but an inch deep” really are true.
The WORST thing about Valhalla by far isn’t the shitty writing or forgettable characters or the woke nonsense. It’s the squandered potential. They could have made something shorter, grittier and far more epic with that setting.
Again I didn’t hate ALL of it, just most of it. Which pretty much still means it sucks, doesn’t it?
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There were definitely an unreasonable number of strong, independent women and gays in the game, but they never ventured into like “let’s show the boys how it’s done…” territory so I didn’t get too upset. Like I baseline assume the franchise isn’t for me at this point so just a lot of cringey inclusion wasn’t enough to put me off because I’d honestly thought it’d be much worse.