"Feminine penis" is still my favorite of those phrases. Cracks me up every time.

Also what weirdo is volunteering to show their genitalia to children?

Pedophiles.

you see, trans women are women therefore it's a girl's dick but is it also a dick that belongs to a transgender individual who is a man who decided that they were a woman therefore it is a trans dick but don't be transphobic it's not trans dick because trans women are women therefore it's girl dick because trans women are women therefore it's a girl's dick but is it also a dick that belongs to a transgender individual who is a man who decided that they were a woman therefore it is a trans dick but don't be transphobic it's not trans dick because trans women are women therefore it's girl dick because trans women are women therefore it's a girl's dick but is it also a dick that belongs to a transgender individual who is a man who decided that they were a woman therefore it is a trans dick but don't be transphobic it's not trans dick because trans women are women therefore it's girl dick because trans women are women therefore it's a girl's dick but is it also a dick that belongs to a transgender individual who is a man who decided that they were a woman therefore it is a trans dick but don't be transphobic it's not trans dick because trans women are women therefore it's girl dick because trans women are women therefore it's a girl's dick but is it also a dick that belongs to a transgender individual who is a man who decided that they were a woman therefore it is a trans dick but don't be transphobic it's not trans dick because trans women are women therefore it's girl dick because <seg fault>