61 () posted 1 year ago by KnightOfTheRealm1152 1 year ago by KnightOfTheRealm1152 +61 / -0 47 comments share 47 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"If you don't bring it up, what do you think will happen?"
That is the dumbest thing I've read from a lawyer since this from a court transcript about 15 years or so ago.
Lawyer: "Are you sure he was dead when you did the autopsy?"
Coroner: "His brain was on my desk."
Lawyer: "But were you certain he was dead?"
Coroner: "Are you.... He's serious your honor? ... It might be possible he was alive and practicing law in this state."
Please tell me that wasn't real.
Please tell me it was!