The right WOULD'VE been appeased if you just sold beer and that's it. Which is why it's retarded to try and appeal to the left.
I think the Right would've been good with a press release saying "Hey y'all. We did that wrong and we're sorry. Yes, we are trying to expand our demographic, but we shouldn't have excluded y'all in the process. We're sorry."
You know the ad that Coors put out in response? Something like that would have been killer. I don't think anybody is under the delusion that Coors is based. But they are telling us they know who their market is and they appreciate us. That's all it takes. (oh and sacking the people responsible for the fuck-up, obviously)
And anyone who accepted that would have been an idiot.
They were willing to throw you away, after probably generations of loyal drinking, just on a whim to try and preen for people who absolutely hate you. And if they had succeeded, would have gone all in on shitting on you.
The Right would have accepted that apology. That's why they keep failing, they hold no one accountable. Just let them put on the trappings of pretending to care, and then letting it go.
I do love the way they run around like headless chickens, desperately trying to appease both groups while only managing to piss them off even more.
They should just donate everything they have left and close up shop.
That's what it'll take for the left to be appeased.
The right WOULD'VE been appeased if you just sold beer and that's it. Which is why it's retarded to try and appeal to the left.
I think the Right would've been good with a press release saying "Hey y'all. We did that wrong and we're sorry. Yes, we are trying to expand our demographic, but we shouldn't have excluded y'all in the process. We're sorry."
You know the ad that Coors put out in response? Something like that would have been killer. I don't think anybody is under the delusion that Coors is based. But they are telling us they know who their market is and they appreciate us. That's all it takes. (oh and sacking the people responsible for the fuck-up, obviously)
And anyone who accepted that would have been an idiot.
They were willing to throw you away, after probably generations of loyal drinking, just on a whim to try and preen for people who absolutely hate you. And if they had succeeded, would have gone all in on shitting on you.
The Right would have accepted that apology. That's why they keep failing, they hold no one accountable. Just let them put on the trappings of pretending to care, and then letting it go.